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Message-ID: <18446640.1075855166156.JavaMail.evans@thyme>
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Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2001 13:46:04 -0800 (PST)
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From: mog.heu@enron.com
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To: frank.ermis@enron.com, l..gay@enron.com, keith.holst@enron.com,
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jason.huang@enron.com, tori.kuykendall@enron.com,
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matthew.lenhart@enron.com, zachary.mccarroll@enron.com,
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jay.reitmeyer@enron.com, m..scott@enron.com, matt.smith@enron.com,
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p..south@enron.com, m..tholt@enron.com, jason.wolfe@enron.com
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Subject: To cheer everyone up...
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X-From: Heu, Mog </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=MHEU>
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X-To: Ermis, Frank </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Fermis>, Gay, Randall L. </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Rgay>, Holst, Keith </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Kholst>, Huang, Jason </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Jhuang>, Kuykendall, Tori </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Tkuyken>, Lenhart, Matthew </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Mlenhar>, McCarroll, Zachary </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Zmccarr>, Reitmeyer, Jay </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Jreitme>, Scott, Susan M. </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Sscott5>, Smith, Matt </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Msmith18>, South, Steven P. </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Ssouth>, Tholt, Jane M. </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Jtholt>, Wolfe, Jason </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=Jwolfe>
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Hope no one takes this the wrong way... Also, if you have not already visited, don't forget:
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http://www.enronoffline.com/default1.asp?randomid=1437
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Top 10 Reasons Why Enron is The World's Leading Company:
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1. It's earned its own ticker on CNBC
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2. Shareholder lawsuits have been filed against it in 150 different languages
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3. Top executives are given personal security escorts
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4. Owns the distinction of the following records:
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- Largest Potential Bankruptcy Filing
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- Largest Single-Day Trading Volume
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- Largest/Fastest Erosion of Shareholder Value ($80bn in 12 months; $30bn in 1 month)
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- Largest Fleet of $100K+ automobiles
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5. Innovative accounting rules will be a proxy (what not to do) for years to come
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6. When Enron goes down, everyone goes down in its wake
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7. Movie/Publishing rights have already been assigned
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8. "Battle of the Billion-Dollar Has-Beens" (Enron vs. The Taliban) at the forefront of all world news
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9. The only place where getting "lay-ed" and getting lucky are mutually exclusive
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10. Even the President of the United States is powerless to save us
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