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Message-ID: <18446640.1075855166156.JavaMail.evans@thyme>
Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2001 13:46:04 -0800 (PST)
From: mog.heu@enron.com
To: frank.ermis@enron.com, l..gay@enron.com, keith.holst@enron.com,
jason.huang@enron.com, tori.kuykendall@enron.com,
matthew.lenhart@enron.com, zachary.mccarroll@enron.com,
jay.reitmeyer@enron.com, m..scott@enron.com, matt.smith@enron.com,
p..south@enron.com, m..tholt@enron.com, jason.wolfe@enron.com
Subject: To cheer everyone up...
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Hope no one takes this the wrong way... Also, if you have not already visited, don't forget:
http://www.enronoffline.com/default1.asp?randomid=1437
Top 10 Reasons Why Enron is The World's Leading Company:
1. It's earned its own ticker on CNBC
2. Shareholder lawsuits have been filed against it in 150 different languages
3. Top executives are given personal security escorts
4. Owns the distinction of the following records:
- Largest Potential Bankruptcy Filing
- Largest Single-Day Trading Volume
- Largest/Fastest Erosion of Shareholder Value ($80bn in 12 months; $30bn in 1 month)
- Largest Fleet of $100K+ automobiles
5. Innovative accounting rules will be a proxy (what not to do) for years to come
6. When Enron goes down, everyone goes down in its wake
7. Movie/Publishing rights have already been assigned
8. "Battle of the Billion-Dollar Has-Beens" (Enron vs. The Taliban) at the forefront of all world news
9. The only place where getting "lay-ed" and getting lucky are mutually exclusive
10. Even the President of the United States is powerless to save us