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Message-ID: <30002330.1075855473996.JavaMail.evans@thyme>
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Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 02:36:00 -0800 (PST)
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From: kenneth.shulklapper@enron.com
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To: matthew.lenhart@enron.com, jay.reitmeyer@enron.com,
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tori.kuykendall@enron.com, frank.ermis@enron.com
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Subject: Fwd: FW: the Presidential Clock
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X-From: Kenneth Shulklapper
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---------------------- Forwarded by Kenneth Shulklapper/HOU/ECT on 11/22/2000
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10:33 AM ---------------------------
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"Kenneth Shulklapper" <kmshulklapper@hotmail.com> on 11/22/2000 10:25:22 AM
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To: kenneth.shulklapper@enron.com, David.aronica@Sun.COM, kal24@cornell.edu,
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michael.j.de.la.cruz@intel.com
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cc:
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Subject: Fwd: FW: the Presidential Clock
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>From: "Okieffe, Jay" <jay.okieffe@xpedior.com>
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>To: "Biria St.John (E-mail)" <bstjohn@cbcwhittier.com>, "Charles Cooper
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>(E-mail)" <Charles_Cooper@nacre.com>, "Ethan Sullivan (E-mail)"
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><Ethan_Sullivan@gillette.com>, "Gregg Spiro (E-mail)"
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><Gregg.Spiro@TriumphCapital.com>, "Houston Bowles (E-mail)"
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><hbowles@teksystems.com>, "Kenny Schulklapper (E-mail)"
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><kmshulklapper@hotmail.com>, "Travis St. Peter (E-mail)"
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><tstpeter_00@yahoo.com>
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>Subject: FW: the Presidential Clock
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>Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 10:12:28 -0600
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>Good one...
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>Our good buddy Bill Clinton was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being
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>the
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>polite gentleman he is, Bill went to visit Sally and ask her if she needed
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>any questions answered. She said no, so Bill asked, "Have you seen the
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>presidential clock yet?"
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>
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>Sally replied, "I haven't even heard of the presidential clock."
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>Bill then replied, "Well let's go to my office, so I can show it to you."
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>
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>Sally was a little taken aback, and she stated, "With all the problems
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>you've had lately, I don't think we should."
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>Then Bill said, "Ahh, it's just a clock and I promise I won't try
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>anything."
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>Sally then agrees to go with him.
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>Bill leads her to the Oval Office, shuts and locks the door behind them and
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>then drops his pants to the floor. Sally is flabbergasted and says, "Mr.
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>President, that is the presidential cock, not the presidential clock."
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>
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>Bill looks at her and says, "Sally, by my definition, if you put two hands
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>and a face on it, it's a clock."
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